A funny way to say goodbye

By the time you will be reading this I will be dead... I'm speaking metaphorically, of course, the urge to channel Pauline Hanson running deep within me. Remember when she released that video claiming she would be killed as the victim of some weird conspiracy? That was before she showed her two left feet on 'Dancing with the Stars' and the 'Daily Telegraph' smeared egg over itself in the form of fake, raunchy pictures of Pauline. How disappointed we all were that the buxom babe was not Ipswich's favourite fish-and-chippie! Those were the days, my friend, I thought they'd never end, but they have. When I say I will be dead what I mean is that I will be dead as the Executive Director of the Australian Society of Authors. I have resigned and crossed over to the dark side and joined the world of academia to become a teacher of writing.